Sunday, November 17, 2024

Tag: mattgarza

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Several Cubs players cut into Blackhawks parade line

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Horse meat found in Matt Garza’s right arm

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Hoyer trades Garza’s heart, Marmol’s legs, Soriano’s torso to Phillies, pending...

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Stylists unsure what to call that thing on Matt Garza’s chin

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Cubs consult Colts brass on how to inconspicuously tank season to...

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Cubs fire longtime Tossing-Ball-to-First-Base Coach

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