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Tired of being bullied, local 10-year-old hires Carcillo as personal enforcer
“Those big sixth-graders kept pushing me, taking my lunch money and saying they’d beat me up,” said Johnny. “But since Daniel’s been here they haven’t eaten lunch for like five days because he checks them out of the line. Now all they do is sleep at their desks.”
Philanthropist LeBron James donates free McDonald’s fries to his soup kitchen
LeBron James has picked up a new game during the ongoing NBA lockout – McDonald’s Monopoly. As depicted in a new commercial, LeBron defied one-in-four odds and won a free large fries, and thought it best to feed the hungry at his Miami based soup kitchen.
McNabb’s dismal Week 1 performance blamed on lack of Campbell’s Chunky soups
After his disastrous first week with the Minnesota Vikings, the Campbell's soup company blamed the performance of starting quarterback and former soup spokesperson Donovan McNabb on his decision to change soup brands from Campbell's Chunky to Progresso.
Fantasy Report: How should Cedric Benson’s habit of getting drunk and punching people impact...
"I would proceed with caution both when approaching a most likely intoxicated Benson in an Austin bar and when considering drafting him for my fantasy league," said Yahoo! Sports Fantasy Football Reporter Cody Findlay. "He's a bit of a wild card, both drunk and sober."
Terrelle Pryor seeking free cars, other benefits from NJ businesses to join Jets or...
“I’ve narrowed my choice to a few teams in the AFC East and NFC East. I consider the San Francisco Metro area a dark-horse. Of course, Dallas came in with a strong push,” said Pryor, who is now sporting a new, complimentary “Tressel Can Lick My Balls”-tattoo from Fort Worth Ink and Piercing.
Bird’s Eye View: 10 ways a seagull GM would fix the Cubs
How would we fix the Cubs? Instead of just signing washed up players, we’d also eat and regurgitate them into nutrient-rich slurry for the rookies to enjoy.
Cubs’ official Twitter accidentally tweets nude Hendry pic
The embarrassment that is the 2011 Chicago Cubs baseball campaign took a sordid turn for the worse this week when Clark Dweeble, Director of Social Media, didn’t realize the team’s official Twitter account had been compromised.
