StL conspiracy theorists blame Cubs for Cards’ Covid-19 outbreak
Some of the self-proclaimed "best fans in baseball" are convinced there's more than meets the eye behind their favorite team's major Coronavirus outbreak.
Cubs plan ticker-tape parade to celebrate Marquee-Comcast deal
Elated that they struck an 11th-hour deal to broadcast their new TV network on the region's largest cable provider, the Cubs this morning announced a ticker-tape parade will be held in Chicago Saturday.
Cubs reach Marquee deal with Comcast, but there’s a catch
The moment Cubs fans have been waiting for is reportedly here: The team is set to announce a deal with Comcast to carry its new Marquee Sports Network just in time for Opening Day. There is a catch however.
Betts’ new 12-year contract scheduled to end in 2028 due to apocalypse
Despite signing a massive $365 million 12-year contract extension with the Dodgers, Mookie Betts' deal will actually end in only eight years due to the impending global apocalypse that will take place in 2028.
Goodell: NFL plans to continue pretending there might be a season for another few...
With training camp right around the corner, the NFL said today it plans to pretend there might be some semblance of a 2020 season for another few weeks before calling the whole thing off due to the country's lingering and simmering effects of the global Coronavirus pandemic.
Orioles to pipe in booing crowd noise all season long
In order to feel "more comfortable" while playing at an empty Camden Yards, the Baltimore Orioles today announced that they will pipe in artificial sounds of fans booing the home team throughout the shortened 60-game 2020 season.
