Heyward holds team in clubhouse overnight for another postseason rain delay speech
"It's one thing if the delay is only 17 minutes and it's the World Series," said first baseman Anthony Rizzo, "but a 24-hour delay during the Wild Card round is just not the same."
Tony Reali to host next presidential debate: ‘We need a mute button!’
"America is divided as it's ever been in modern history, but after watching Tuesday night's debate there's one thing on which we can all agree," said CPD co-chair Kenneth Wollack, "and that's that we need a mute button for the next debates."
Kris Bryant suspends himself for Saturday night’s ‘potty mouth’
"I can't tell you how ashamed I am," said Bryant, who reportedly never uses foul language. "In an effort to learn from my potty mouth, I have decided to suspend myself for Sunday's game against the White Sox."
Willson Contreras’ bat lands in Harvey three hours after hitting HR
“Here I was, in my backyard enjoying a cold one while arguing with my wife about some stupid shit and this baseball bat comes out of nowhere and lodges in my front yard”
‘Paint drying on wall’ rated more watchable than Cubs offense
A poll this week by ESPN reaffirmed these sentiments as nine out of 10 North Side fans surveyed said they would rather watch paint dry than tune into the Cubs' at-bats.
NFL provides teams with extra masks, spare ACLs
After a couple weeks of controversy surrounding coaches not wearing masks on the sidelines, NFL officials on Tuesday sent all teams a large shipment of face coverings to last the entire season.
Kris Bryant urges MLB to move playoffs to Williamsport bubble
Normally soft-spoken Kris Bryant hoped his voice was heard loud and clear over the weekend as he urged MLB to move its upcoming playoffs to a bubble in Williamsport, PA, home of the Little League World Series.
