Hawks fan reconsiders playoff beard after season turns hair white
“My head was what you might call ‘salt and pepper’ back in October. But first there was that Colorado game, then all the injuries and those refs in Montreal! Ugh!” declared Hawks fan Donald Schwartz. “The last few strands went white during the Minnesota game. I don’t wanna look like Santa come June.”
Heckler Stats: Top Sports Twins
Every single Luvabull makes an appearance on April's list of the Top Twins in sports.
Kane found passed out in McDonald’s ball pit
In an apparent effort to erase the memory of his recent abysmal play and to reconnect with his childhood, Kane was found passed out in a McDonald’s Children PlayZone ball pit.
Heckler Stats: Top Groupies Consummated w/ Seasons
Not surprisingly, Wilt Chamberlain tops the list of sports personalities who have had the most success with groupies.
Judd Sirott’s application for additional inning of play-by-play duty rejected
Judd Sirott’s career fast track hit a bump in the road recently when the nonstop talker’s application for an additional inning of Cubs play-by-play was rejected because, in the hiring manager’s opinion, Sirott must be “raving mad.”
Heckler Comic: Life as a goalie in today’s NHL
Blocked shots are more prevalent than ever this season. And the goalies like it that way.
Loco Rob Column: Hawks power play is a gas, gas, gas
The Citgo Petroleum power play is the most ridiculous term in all of sports. In your dreams you hit the game winning grand slam, throw the game winning touchdown, score the winning basket and...
