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Armed with several converted t-shirt cannons and canteens full of extremely high-proof eggnog, the Blackhawks' rotating cast of fourth line stars has been let loose on the streets of Chicago to spread jolly-good cheer.

With the 32nd anniversary of the big fight between Bruins players and Rangers fans at Madison Square Garden just a few days away Milbury admitted to getting caught up in the moment.

“I’ve been camped out right in front of the net all year! Nobody can find me,” said Havlat. “These genies, they don’t tell you things. Sometimes I think they are in the bottle for a reason.”

Since this year’s talented team nearly leads the league in goals scored, but is also in the running for most goals allowed, they have slightly altered the campaign to the lively, if less catchy, “Lots of Fun Goals for Everyone!”

"The other night we were out at a bar and she started going on and on about how Stalberg is her favorite player ever, which was new to me because I thought she resented Darrell for how much he loved hockey," said one friend of the couple."She said she met Stalberg at a fan fest Darrell dragged her to and found him really interesting."

News broke today that Theo Epstein outbid Patrick Sharp for a $3 million single family in Lakeview last month had Epstein scared stiff.

On Thursday the NHL released the shocking results of an internal investigation of the Islanders and their dismal play this season that revealed the Islanders aren't an actual team, but a piece of paper with fake names of supposed Islanders' players. The names are rather amalgamations of famous movie characters such as goalies Happy Dufresne and Forrest Potter.