Sunday, April 20, 2025

Join The Heckler for Blackhawks-Canucks at the United Center Friday, Dec. 20

With every point the Hawks tally in the standings between now and game day, we're going to raise the price a dollar, which means the time to buy is now! Also, tickets will be filled in order of purchase (best seats go to the earlier purchasers) and quantities are extremely limited so get in on this right away.

Quenneville admits to spending $1000 weekly on dry-erase board supplies to feed line-juggling habit

“I like to use different colored markers to represent forwards, center and the defensemen,” said Quenneville. “I usually have a few of each color stashed here and there: in my suit coats, at the desk, in the sock drawer at home. But I can stop anytime. I only do it, you know, before games. Sometimes after.”

Blackhawks to leave net empty when Khabibulin is announced as starting goalie

"The NHL says we have to have to announce Khabibulin as our starting goalie, but we will have a cardboard cutout of him in net," said coach Joel Quenneville. "Then when the game starts, the extra skater will pick up the cutout and throw it in our bench."

NHL allows Blackhawks to shorten games from three periods to two

"I must admit after kicking butt for the first two periods, we're thinking about which bar or strip club we're going to after the game, then we come out flat for the third," said Patrick Kane.

Blackhawks sign veteran forward Jason Voorhees to bolster physical game

“This guy has been everywhere, he’s got guts and skates with unbelievable power,” said Bowman. “Are we concerned that he has also taken the most slashing penalties in the league by far? A bit. But you can’t help but root for the guy. They mostly deserved it.”

Roenick announces he will go into Sega Genesis Hockey Hall of Fame as a...

“All those years, toiling in single-player mode, not knowing if they would be using the off-sides mode, sometimes playing 85 games in a row and getting into 963 fights in one night without missing a shift; it’s just such an honor.”

Blackhawks’ summer celebration rudely interrupted by prompt start of NHL season

“I was over at Wrigley enjoying my usual on-the-house Stanley Cup full of Old Style when I was told there was a practice or something?” said Sharp. “So I ran right over. Well … finished what was left. Then took a cab.”