Female Blackhawks fan super-pissed she can’t grow a playoff beard
"Sure, I could wear a fake beard made of yarn or something, but it's not the same," she said, despondent. "I honestly don't give a crap about whether it's attractive. I just want to support the team."
Patrick Kane to return with healthy, glorious playoff mullet
"I've worked very hard during my time off to cultivate the flow and get the razors just right on the sides," said Kane. "My mullet will return to the ice in epic, glorious fashion whether we face the Blues or the Avalanche next week."
Blackhawks to face Heat in Stanley Cup/NBA Finals hybrid
"This will finally determine if the Blackhawks have an answer for LeBron James," said ESPN NBA analyst Stephen A Smith. Smith was in full support of the idea, after last year when he claimed that the Heat were more impressive than the Blackhawks.
Quenneville refuses to freak out over Toews injury despite chaotic scene
"It's nothing serious," Quenneville said as paramedics streamed past him with Toews on a gurney, clutching at his shoulder.
Giggling Kane to sit out remainder of season to ensure he plays in 69...
"Sure, it's always been a dream of mine to have the number, heh heh, 69 appear in my stat sheet at the end of an NHL season, ever since I was in high school."
Crawford gets game misconduct after calling ‘dibs’ on snowy net vs. Pens
Blackhawks goalie Corey Crawford received a game misconduct for placing two lawn chairs and a garbage can in front of the net during Saturday night's NHL Stadium Series game at Soldier Field.
U.S. men’s hockey team really embarrassed by losing to guys named Olli, Teemu and...
“After my last concussion, the speech therapist had me pronouncing the words, ‘Sami,' 'Kimmo' and 'Lasse,'” American left winger Max Pacioretty said. “Little did I know guys with those names would be kicking my ass up and down Main Street.”
