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An op-ed piece from Seth Jaffe, a Heckler writer born and raised in Southern California: If you grew up Los Angeles like I did, then there is only one thing on your mind this weekend, and that’s hockey, unless of course you have Coachella tickets or know somebody who can get you into SkyBar.

Clark Wong -- the loser Kings fan who might be pressing charges against Corey Crawford for an incident Monday night -- is now attempting to make a similar case against Michal Handzus for his game-winning 2OT goal Wednesday night.

"This isn't the Sharpie I know and love," said Miller after the Hawks' 6-2 loss to the Kings Wednesday night. "He's just not playing like himself. He must be hurt and I'm just the person to nurse him back to health."

“C'mon coach, please, please can we go?" he begged. "Look, we’ve been killing it in the playoffs so far and all we’re asking is one game off so we can go see Big Thunder Mountain Railroad, Mad Tea Party and the Indiana Jones Adventure. Other teams who’ve been eliminated already get to go. Why not us? It’s not fair.”

The ticket scalping community is up in arms over the bad press the received over the weekend after Edgar I. Kim of Bolingbrook made news for his arrest after selling fake Blackhawks tickets. Numerous other scalpers have come forward to denounce the faux ticket-flipper.

"Do you even know what Hawkvision was?" he chided a commenter on Chicagosports.com. "I was paying 30 bucks a month to watch the Hawks before you were even born! Go back to rooting for the Cubs, scumbag!"

"Yes, we are aware. We have spoken to him. It's not an issue. We as an organization want him to know he doesn't need to wear the 'C' in his personal life," said Blackhawks President and CEO, John McDonough. "If he wants to, that's okay, too. We support his fashion decision."