Sunday, December 22, 2024

Jonathan Toews giving up hockey to become nature survivalist

Toews has reportedly agreed to sell his story to the popular Discovery Channel show Naked and Afraid. Toews' series will be titled Clothed and Depressed and will focus mainly on his fishing, sleeping late, and refusal to return to the rink interspersed with longing sighs.

Bettman announces all Stanley Cup games to be played at the United Center

NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman called a press conference Wednesday morning to announce all current and future Stanley Cup games will be played at the United Center effective immediately.

Johnny Weir added to NBC announcers for Stanley Cup Final

"Super excited!" said an exuberant Weir. "This is LA vs New York, East vs. West, Broadway vs Hollywood. The only disappointment is the Blackhawks aren't involved. To me they have the best outfits. Of course Henrik Lundqvist is here. There's a man that's put together. It's a shame he has to wear that mask for three hours."

Kings fan excited they’ll be getting Kobe back for Game 1 against Rangers

"Man, getting Kobe on the ice will be huge," said Strong. "Plus he'll be skating with Gretzky, which will be insane."

Blackhawks loss to Kings blamed on dreaded SI ‘Third Article from the Back’ Jinx

Everybody knows the only reason the Kings prevailed over the Hawks was because of the Sports Illustrated 'Third Article From The Back' Jinx that struck last week when the magazine ran an article on Hawks captain Jonathan Toews.

Toews still trying to convince Saad and Shaw there won’t be a parade this...

The reality of Sunday night's game seven loss in the Western Conference finals was sinking in. However, Brandon Saad and Andrew Shaw still were under the impression that a parade would happen.

Patrick Kane quits hockey to begin career as magician

Patrick Kane has announced that he has decided to quit the game of hockey and focus on his true passion -- performing seemingly impossible and magical tasks for the amusement of millions as a world class magician.