Blackhawks to Toews and Kane: Start the playoff beards now
"I don't wanna discuss what happened in the locker room. I did hear the message though," said Toews. "My playoff beard needs to get better. Your beard needs to get better every day and it's time to improve. Bicks is right. If I can't grow it out in a few weeks I need to start training my beard now."
Jim Cornelison to appear on The Voice
"I guess the secret is out. Yes, I will be on this season's Voice," said a jovial Cornelison. "The nation is gonna learn I can belt out more than O Canada. I don't want to give anything away, but let's say I'll have my pick of the judges."
Toews and Kane walk tightrope with Wallenda from United Center to Pilsen
“To be a winger on a line anchored by Captain Serious and Kaner is tougher than when I roped the Brooklyn Bridge to LaGuardia Airport in 1999,” Wallenda said.
Blackhawks add male skaters to Ice Crew
Embroiled in a controversy over allegations of sexism, the Blackhawks today announced they will be adding male skaters to their scantily clad Ice Crew, previously made up of only young women.
Hawks re-sign Kane’s mullet and Toews’ sideburns to 8-year contract
As an added bonus to the signing of Kane's mullet and Toews' sideburns, perennial All-Stars Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews are included as part of the deal.
Rest of NHL agrees to participate in yet another Blackhawks or Kings Cup run
“The owners could have made at least one unreasonable demand,” Bettman was overheard lamenting to a confidant. “Otherwise what am I doing here? All I’ve got is this cheap suit and my idea to dot the greater southwestern desert with unprofitable teams.”
Blackhawks to crash Kings’ parade
Against the wishes of their captain, several Blackhawks players have flown to Los Angeles to crash the parade of the newly crowned Stanley Cup Champions Kings.
