Thursday, December 26, 2024

Mike Glennon disputes Zodiac at local Chinese restaurant

Interim Bears starting quarterback, Mike Glennon got in a heated argument this week with the owner of Chen's Chinese Restaurant in downtown Chicago. It had nothing to do with the Kung Pow Chicken or quality of service, but rather the zodiac paper place mats on the dining room tables.

Breaking: Mike Glennon still staring down primary receiver

"Once I lock eyes with a receiver, it's on. That's where I'm going with the ball," said Glennon. "In fact, I'm looking at Kevin White right now. I have been for the last 35 minutes."

Heckler Flashback: 10-year-old Ryan Pace trades entire lunch for moldy apple

Those who've known Bears GM Ryan Pace since his youth are not surprised about the blockbuster trade he pulled off Thursday night, parting with three draft picks just to move up one first-round spot to choose North Carolina QB Mitch Trubisky.

We hardly knew ye, Jay Cutler

The Jay Cutler era comes to a disappointing end. Here are some of the top headlines from The Heckler over the course of the his time here.

John Fox not sure if Bears will play in 2017 Super Bowl

"Our team has a lot of work to do and our ultimate goal is to win the Super Bowl," Fox stated. "Whether that goal is reached this year, it's really hard to say. It's not that I can't say. The words are just really hard to get out of my mouth."

Bears and Virginia McCaskey fined for illegal use of carrier pigeons

It started with the Patriots secretly videotaping their opponents during practice. Then it was the Giants using walkie-talkies on the sideline. Now comes word that Chicago Bears owner Virginia McCaskey will be disciplined by the NFL for using homing pigeons.

John Fox addressed by ‘Hamilton’ cast at recent show attendance

A convincing Aaron Burr nearly challenged Fox to a duel after directing harsh words to the coach about the Bears' losing season. He said he spoke for all fans by saying he felt "anxious that [Fox] will not uphold the city's rights to a valued team."