Saturday, April 19, 2025

Indianapolis plans to upstage Detroit riots if Colts win

Football fans everywhere will be watching the Super Bowl in Miami next weekend, but the mayor of Indianapolis hopes everyone will focus on his city after the big game. The mayor not only wants Indianapolis to be home of the number one team in the NFL, but also number one when it comes to rioting.

Chicago Tribune panics as headline pun machine breaks down

It's only day five in the Bears' pre-Super Bowl mega-media hype period but Chicago's self-proclaimed World's Greatest Newspaper has already hit the panic button.

Bears pay Eli Manning for brother’s secrets

Chicago Bears head coach Lovie Smith and defensive coordinator Ron Rivera are nearly a week into their meticulous breakdown of Peyton Manning and the Colts offense. Now, late-breaking news has come out of the Manning family compound that disgruntled brother and New York Giants quarterback, Eli Manning, has signed an exclusive deal with the Bears to divulge secrets about his older brother.

Grossman too short for Space Mountain

From John Elway to Emmitt Smith, the Super Bowl MVP has uttered the famous line, "I'm Going to Disney World!" For Bears QB Rex Grossman, those words bring back some unpleasant memories.

Every Chicagoan to gain 10 pounds during Bears run

The Chicago Bears' march to the Super Bowl has not only been exciting to fans, but also to scales—as every person in Chicago has already put on five pounds since the divisional playoff game versus the Seahawks.

Chicago to repeal all laws during Bears Super Bowl run

Chicago Mayor Richard Daley has declared all city ordinances invalid for the remaining duration of the Bears postseason.

Tank Johnson reveals his Super Bowl packing list

Now that a judge has given Tank Johnson permission to travel with the team to Miami for Super Bowl XLI, the defensive lineman revealed his list of "must haves" when he and the rest of the Bears head to Miami.