This Week’s Top Sports Headlines | Slideshow
The Heckler brings you the most shocking headlines from the world of sports.
Bears begin off-season improvements by hiring 0-16 coach
Following a disappointing end to their season, the Bears made a splash with their first post-season acquisition. They did not acquire a top receiver, franchise quarterback or shore up their secondary. Instead, the Bears hired Rod Marinelli, the legendary former Detroit Lions coach that led his squad to the NFL's first 0-16 season.
Dance puppet, dance: Jerry Jones adds another minstrel with Campo signing
With the addition of former head coach Dave Campo as his new secondary coach, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has officially assembled a crack coaching staff ready and waiting to do his bidding.
Bears hire Chuck Norris as defensive coordinator
With the Bears' defense finishing the season ranked near the bottom of the NFL, head coach Lovie Smith has decided Brian Urlacher and company need a little inspiration next season. So the Chicago coach has hired Chuck Norris, the martial arts master and star of the movie Sidekicks, be the team's next defensive coordinator.
Next Jerry Jones plastic surgery to be featured on ‘Dr. 90210’
Cowboys owner Jerry Jones--in a move that's sure to downplay any news regarding his team's front office moves--has announced his next facelift will be broadcast on an upcoming episode of the E! Network's "Dr. 90210."
Shocking developments keep Jason Garrett in Cowboys fold
Jerry Jones stunned the gathered media at Thursday's Jason Garrett press conference to announce that he couldn't let Garrett go--because he is Jones’ illegitimate love child.
