Bears sign Ryan Pace to 20-year extension at halftime of Packers game
With his newly rebuilt Bears team destroying the Packers 17-0 at halftime in Green Bay, Chicago signed GM Ryan Pace to a 20-year contract extension before the third quarter.
Bears cut Khalil Mack
the Chicago Bears have closed the book on the Khalil Mack era by cutting the over-priced, over-hyped pass rusher after a disasterous first practice at Halas Hall.
Bears are seriously about to acquire Khalil Mack
"Seriously? This is actually happening?" asked Kenny Halvorsen of Waukegan. "Normally when I wake up to Bears news is that my favorite player got arrested overnight or something."
Miracle of human sight wasted on preseason football
“Wow, it was so much fun watching seventh-round pick Javon Wims torch the Chiefs secondary! It’s nice to know he’s developing a strong rapport with Chase Daniel and Tyler Bray,” said the giddy Michaels, who was clearly unaware that the intricate series of rods and cones in his eyes, specifically used to transmit light and color into electrical signals to be processed by the brain.
Halas Hall erupts into panic after Tarik Cohen gets lost between couch cushions
“He scared the living daylights out of us," said the heavily panting head coach. "I mean, we’re counting on this guy to play basically every position on offense.”
Sleep-deprived, caffeine-fueled Matt Nagy draws up personnel package with Tarik Cohen at left guard
For the previous five nights, Nagy had been racking his brain for new ways to utilize the talented second year speedster, after he had an electrifying rookie campaign.