Monday, April 21, 2025

Belichick introduces new NFL Sherpa Wear line of clothing

Patriots head coach Bill Belichick has become well-known for insisting on dressing like a Sherpa mountain guide on the sidelines. This has inspired the coach to introduce his own line of “NFL Sherpa Wear” for those who also wish to resemble unbathed, mud-covered mountain folk.

Bears-Vikings had most concussions in NFL game since injury was invented last year

The NFL revealed that Monday night's Bears-Vikings game had the most concussions in a single contest since the injury was invented in 2009.

Concussed Favre accidentally sends racy texts to his wife rather than some tramp

Brett Favre was displaying odd behavior in the hours after suffering a concussion during Monday night’s Bears-Vikings game. Most noteworthy was when he retreated to his apartment for his usual round of X-rated text messaging only to make a huge mistake and actually send them to his wife.

The Heckler Stat Pack

This week's stats include Retirement Leaders, Best Jay Ratings and Highest NFL Fines.

Bears win NFC North, forego life-threatening Gatorade showers for coaches

The Bears clinched the NFC North with a convincing win over the Vikings behind a punishing defensive assault at the frozen TCF Bank Stadium. Surprisingly, key members of the team showed mercy to someone, albeit their own coaching staff, when they refused a traditional celebratory Gatorade shower of Lovie Smith and his cohorts as the clock wound down on their 40-14 victory.

Nation finally gets to wear all those Tebow jerseys it bought

Shortly after being drafted by the Broncos this spring Tim Tebow's jersey rocketed to the top of the NFL sales chart where it's remained ever since. Sunday Tebow started his first game, finally giving the country a chance to wear all those No. 15 Broncos jerseys it's purchased.

Geniuses at Ticketmaster sending fans to Dome for Bears-Vikings MNF game

Ticketmaster today sent an email to customers who bought Vikings tickets for Monday night's game against the Bears to remind them about the game telling them it's still happening at the Metrodome, even though the venue has been ruled out all week due to a roof collapse last week.