Roethlisberger has seen better, but still hoping to score at Texas Land & Cattle...
Under strict orders to avoid the Dallas nightclub scene, Pittsburgh quarterback Ben Roethlisberger has been forced to scope the ladies at less-than-ideal venues, such as local steak house chain Texas Land & Cattle.
Jerry Jones refuses to go without cheerleaders at Super Bowl, hires every stripper in...
As soon as the cheerleader-less Packers and Steelers advanced to Super Bowl XLV, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones immediately went about the task of putting together the largest cheerleader team in history by hiring every stripper in the state of Texas.
Every former NFL player now an ESPN correspondent
With the hiring of Ryan Leaf as a special Super Bowl correspondent from Vancouver, ESPN now employs every living former NFL player, including those currently serving prison sentences around the world.
Chug-Chug Comic: Football has too many rules for the Heckler mascot
Chug-Chug loves baseball, and he might love football more if there weren't so many damn rules.
Cutler headed to ‘Dancing with the Stars’
Less than a week after his early exit from the NFC Championship game with a knee injury, Bears quarterback Jay Cutler has announced he will appear on the upcoming season of “Dancing with the Stars.”
Heckler Comic: Cowboys fans, guess who’s coming to Super Bowl XVL
A few familiar folks are heading to Dallas for Super Bowl XVL and Cowboys fans might not like it. Cartoon by Rick Atkinson
An Open Letter to Lingerie Football League Commissioner Mitch Mortaza
Tuesday afternoon The Heckler published a story about the Lingerie Football League. About two minutes later, their lawyers sent us a cease and desist. Here's what we think of that.
