NBA rules free agents will not be allowed to sign with University of Kentucky
“While we appreciate everything that Kentucky’s coach John Calipari has done to contribute by sending players to the NBA, we cannot condone the pay cuts that our free agents will take to sign with UK," Roberts stated in a press release.
Contrary to sports blog headlines, crossovers have not broken 8,752 ankles this year
"SB Nation, Bleacher Report and Deadspin all need to check their facts," said a spokesman for the Associated Press. "Either that, or maybe come up with a new way to say that a defender was fooled by a basketball move."
Cardinals fan credits perfect bracket to his no-nonsense, old school approach to bracketology
When asked for his secret, Derusso credited his no-nonsense, oldschool approach to bracketology that he attributed to the St. Louis style of baseball he so strongly supports, as well as general inexperience and pure luck.
BYU players lose soda privileges after nasty postgame brawl
Other disciplinary measures that were discussed included taking away each player's replica Jimmer Freddette jersey and crazy wild plaid sweater, as well as moving the players' normally lenient 9:00 pm Saturday night curfew all the way forward to the unthinkably early 8:45 hour.
Herbstreit: Loss to Northwestern ‘worst thing to ever happen to Penn State football program’
"This Penn State program is at the lowest I've ever seen it," said Herbstreit. "How do you let a mediocre Northwestern program come into your house and beat you by 23? It's just unconscionable."
That short, angry 180-lb white guy in your office is really excited about the...
It’s that time again, when undersized, angry fraternity brothers from the East Coast are up in arms about how the selection committee did them no favors whatsoever for the upcoming lacrosse tournament.
ESPN finally decides on the headline ‘Teammates question Jameis Winston’s shelfish motives’
Another headline that didn’t make the cut came from Kenny Mayne: “Jameis Winston defense doesn’t have a crableg to stand on.”
