Big Ten to add Coastal Carolina in bid to become first ‘Super Conference’
"My cousin Gary [Bettman] thought it was a good idea," said conference commissioner Jim Delaney.
Notre Dame has God’s attention while Tebow is on the bench in New York
This has led to an abrupt change in the NCAA landscape, with Notre Dame going from a complete joke of a program to a team that can actually be competitive with the likes of Navy.
Big Ten Football changes divison names to Lackluster and Lousy to better reflect level...
In response to a very boring year and Northwestern being relevant for the Rose Bowl, Big Ten Football has announced a name change for their Leaders and Legends Divisions: the Lousy and Lackluster Divisions.
Arkansas falls to second in Division II rankings
After a devastating loss to the University of Louisiana-Monroe Saturday, the Arkansas Razorbacks took an unprecedented tumble in the national rankings. The light of a new day showed that the team, ranked eighth just days earlier, had fallen completely out of the Bowl Championship Series. They had landed in the sports twilight zone once known as "Division II.”
Brian Kelly takes Pinkett’s advice, travels to San Quentin on recruiting visit
Confused guards told him that visiting hours were over, and they doubted very seriously if they could “wrangle up [the inmates'] test scores and 40-yard-dash times.”
Big Ten Network to run ‘Penn State Vacated Wins’ marathon
"This really is for the fans of the other Big Ten teams who have been wrongfully abused by Penn State for the past 13 years," said Big Ten Network President Mark Silverman. "Fans of craphouse football programs like Indiana can now go back and essentially wipe out a bad memory by watching these games."
FCC threatens to make ESPN moniker letters stand for ‘Endlessly Saturated Paterno Network’
After 160 straight hours of nauseating coverage of the Penn State sex abuse scandal, ESPN programmers were contacted by authorities at the Federal Communications Commission late Wednesday evening. The message was simple: Change your programming, or we’ll change what your call sign stands for.
