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A few people who partied with The Heckler for last week's Hawks-Wild game asked if we'd be doing any Bulls trips this season. You want it? You got it! We just added a trip for Bulls-Suns April 5 and if you act fast, you can get in on a limited number of super cheap tickets. Click here or visit the below link to join the fun. http://bulls-suns.eventbrite.com/

This week's stats include All-Time Hairstyle Ratings, Toughness Index, Mascot RPI and the Miami Heat Scoring Leaders.

Congratulations to the Indiana Hoosiers for their apparent NCAA championship victory over the down-and-out Fighting Illini at Assembly Hall last night.

Joakim Noah, who's been out for about a month recovering from thumb ligament surgery, is trying to make the best of a bad situation. To occupy his downtime, the Bulls starting center recently purchased a cast that doubles as a bong.

Just in time for the 2011 Cubs Convention, the latest edition of The Heckler is out. Pick it up at the Convention (Booth No. 58 in the NW Hall) or if you're lucky, find a copy at one of The Heckler's distribution boxes around town. You can also get it emailed or mailed to you if you pony up a few bucks.

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Tom Thibodeau has cited matchups as the reason Carlos Boozer has been sitting so much in recent games. The coach also contends unfavorable matchups are the reason Boozer needed to wash his car.