Wednesday, February 5, 2025

Citing irrationality of coin flip, NBA to make tie-breaker Bonner vs. Scalabrine ginger death...

“Looking back on it, we see now how a coin flip wouldn’t be fair to either team," said Stern. "After debating a wide range of solutions, the league has decided that, in the event of the Bulls and Spurs sharing the same regular season record, home court advantage throughout this year’s playoffs will be determined by the winner of a muay thai cage match between Brian Scalabrine and Matt Bonner."

Every single thing the Bulls do to be compared to Jordan era

“We would like to think that this team right now could have its own identity,” said Paxson, “But fans and writers just won’t let that happen. No matter how successful this team is for years to come, it’ll never get out of Michael’s shadow, so why fight it?”

Fresh out of prison, the real Benny the Bull returns just in time for...

After more than four years in lockup, the original Benny the Bull is returning to the lineup in what Chicago hopes will bolster the team's chances in the playoffs.

Heckler Stats: Top Sports Twins

Every single Luvabull makes an appearance on April's list of the Top Twins in sports.

Heckler Stats: Professional Crying Leaders

The Miami Heat and Danica Patrick currently register the most tears/second among sports personalities.

Jalen Rose finally learns what an ‘Uncle Tom’ actually is

Jalen Rose created a stir last month when he referred to black Duke players as "Uncle Toms" during a documentary about his Michigan "Fab Five" team from the early 1990s. Today he's issuing an apology for his comment after finally being told what an Uncle Tom actually is.

Heckler Stats: Top Groupies Consummated w/ Seasons

Not surprisingly, Wilt Chamberlain tops the list of sports personalities who have had the most success with groupies.