Boozer hopes new thugged-out neck tattoo helps him rebound from slump
Mired in a terrible playoff slump, Bulls forward Carlos Boozer showed up to pre-game workouts today with a new, massive tattoo on his neck that he hopes will help him start performing better.
Sports leagues band together to sew athletes’ mouths shut
In a rare move of solidarity, the four major sports leagues have banded together to pass a national mandate requiring all professional athletes to have their mouths sewn shut at the signing of their first contract.
Boozer signs deal to endorse Nike’s line of concrete shoes
Carlos Boozer has been having a rough go of it later but his luck might be turning around after the Bulls forward signed a deal to endorse the new Nike Concrete line of shoes.
Bulls players crossing fingers for another Boozer gym bag accident
Bulls players are holding out hope that unproductive Carlos Boozer trips over another gym bag before Game 5 of their series against the Pacers.
Heckler Stats: Team Tattoo Leaders
Kenyon Martin and the Denver Nuggets sit atop this month's list of most tatted teams, edging out the Dennis Rodman and Tommy Lee sack race team.
Thibodeau will hover over court on suspension wire for rest of playoffs
“Coach likes to call all the plays,” said star point guard Derrick Rose. “But this will really give him a chance to position us just like how he wants it on the board. In fact, we’re thinking of all getting X’s tattooed on top of our heads.”
On Deck: Sports predictions for April 20-27
The Heckler predicts what will happen in the world of sports in the next 7 days. Among the speculations, Blake Griffin will dunk the moon and Matt Thornton will get an unofficial save.
