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"Yeah. You know. China's cool," said Rose. "I just came back from a tour there and they really love me and most importantly, you know, they love buying my shoes."

"Today I announce with great pleasure and joy that I will be accepting the commissioner position at League of Professional Chinese Basketball Teams," said Stern. "Of course this means that I won't be in the States to help end the NBA lockout until the LOPCBT season ends in June."

Will Amar’e Stoudemire make the jump from worst supporting knees to best supporting actor? Do A-Rod and Tex have what it takes to crack the Hollywood elite? Can Michael Strahan sink a jump shot? Judging from this week’s episode of “Entourage,” the answer to these questions seems to be a resounding, “Yes.”

The NBA lockout may be in full effect, but Knicks head coach Mike D'Antoni is still trying to change some league rules to help better suit his team's strengths.

The lockout has hit the big red guy pretty hard in the wallet, and he was forced to gain employment elsewhere for its duration, finding a job at a McDonald's near the United Center.

“Is it technically legal? No,” said WNBA Commissioner Laurel J. Richie. “I just don’t think anyone’s going to put up a stink about Jeffries playing in our league.”