Knicks owner focuses on team’s TV deal after finalizing sale of soul to Satan...
"Undrafted, twice-cut, Chinese-American, Christian, couch-surfing, Harvard-graduates don't just fall out of the sky," said an indignant Dolan. "Yao Tebow, as I like to call him, came at a price. My eternal soul, to be specific."
Witless NBA fans vote Bird to his 34th consecutive All-Star game
Former Celtics star Larry Bird was voted onto his 34th consecutive Eastern Conference All-Star team earlier this week, barely edging out LeBron James as the starting forward for the team—showing that the legend’s stranglehold on the position may be compromised sometime within the next half century.
Updated: We were sent some great entries for the Drew Gooden Photoshop
As SB Nation pointed out, here's an amazing photo of Milwaukee's Drew Gooden appearing to be terrified of the ball. Sounds like a great opportunity for a Photoshop contest. Here are a couple early entries. Email yours to theheckler@theheckler.com.
D Rose still unsure how Will Ferrell found out his favorite movie is ‘The...
"Man, I love that flick," said Rose. "It used to just be my secret, but now the whole world knows."
Stern rips Will Ferrell’s intro for failing to include pyrotechnics and booming hip-hop
While many fans in attendance at Wednesday night's Hornets-Bulls game enjoyed Will Ferrell's offbeat player introductions, some of basketball's elite minds weren't the least bit amused.
Tebowing, Bradying, Pujolsing & 11 Other Fan Poses
From Tebowing to Bradying, fan poses have taken the Internet by storm. Here's a list of the other popular poses that will soon be taking the web by storm.
Jeremy Lin has best game in Knicks history (for an Asian)
Jeremy Lin is the first Asian-American to play in the NBA since 1947. If you were to ask some Knicks fans, that was also the last time the team was competitive.
