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Tom Thibodeau has often been criticized for not having a life outside of the Berto Center. Thibodeau sought to put these accusations to rest by spending a fun-filled day at a local carnival with his best friend, a regulation-sized basketball named Orangy McLeather.

Derrick Rose is fed up with the way some employees in the city are serving his food order.

Coming off his best performance of the season and stealing an ineffective Derrick Rose’s minutes down the stretch against the Heat, C.J. Watson wasn’t finished. He followed up the Bulls overtime victory by stealing Rose’s girlfriend and proclaiming himself to be the “surrogate father” of Rose’s unborn child.

"I'm excited to bring St. Nash to the top of the league and bring this community, and myself, a championship," D'Antoni said at his introductory team meeting, held in the basement of starting point guard Tommy Antholin.

With a hairline that has receded faster than the bank accounts of players during the lockout, the usually strict NBA has decided to amend their dress code to allow a special eight-inch head band just for superstar LeBron James.

After missing Tuesday's game with an ankle injury, a clearly excited Derrick Rose told reporters that he is now just one body part away from getting "Injury Bingo."

After a lackluster season in Dallas, the Mavericks have had enough. Odom will now venture off into a new direction, opening up and running his wife's clothing store DASH.