LeBron replaces lens-less frames with double monocles
The wacky world of off-the-court NBA style took another turn this week when LeBron James showed up for a post-game interview with double monocles replacing his normal lens-less glasses.
Knicks’ JR Smith out for season after tearing muscle at strip club
An unfortunate situation for the Knicks occurred early Wednesday morning in New York City as the team's talented shooting guard, J.R. Smith, suffered a torn groin muscle and will the entire 2012-13 NBA season.
Howard demands trade after deciding Lakers jersey ‘not a good color for him’
"I just don't think yellow and purple work for me. Can we get a blue Lakers jersey?" said a whining Howard. "Also, the entire coaching staff needs to be fired, and I don't trust that Kobe guy. Get rid of him too. Can I get traded now?"
Dwight Howard: ‘The long national nightmare that annoyed the shit out of everyone is...
As word of a four-team trade that will bring Dwight Howard to the Lakers spread, the now former Magic center breathed a sigh of relief that his long, drawn-out relocation process had finally ended.
From the Lastros to the Cleveland Frowns, The World’s Most Honest Sports Team Logos
Team names are fun, but they don't always accurately reflect a franchise's players and fans. Here at The Heckler, we've created a few alternate names and logos that are more descriptive of the teams they represent.
James Dolan thrilled ‘Steve’ Nash is coming to New York
“We find it best to just let him think what he wants to think,” said an anonymous employee of Dolan’s. “It’s like his ears have a Knicks filter. Everything is about the Knicks. Eventually he’ll realize this was a hockey move, but for now, we’ll let him be.”
Demoralized Bulls change mascot to Denny the Devil to represent ‘Basketball Hell’ 2012-2013 season
The Bulls front office, which appears to be resigned to awful basketball until Derrick Rose returns, has changed the team's mascot to Denny the Devil, to better represent the "Basketball Hell" fans will experience this year.
