Lakers coach confident team can break 70-loss barrier
"Of course we can do it," said Brown. "If Kobe would just stop whining and get on board with the idea, I think this team can do very special, albeit horrible, things under my leadership."
Jeremy Lin won’t stop asking reporters if they remember Linsanity
"Hey guys, how about those numbers, right?" he asked. "I swear, man, back in 2011, those kind of numbers would have given you material for dozens of articles. Hundreds, even."
Joakim Noah demands trade to Nuggets after learning Colorado likely to legalize pot
"Are you kidding me?" he asked between puffs. "Chicago is nice and all, but Colorado sounds like my kind of party. I mean, city. I mean, are you going to eat those Funyuns?"
Lakers currently California’s fourth best NBA team
After dropping their second game is as many nights, the Lakers dream team is currently 0-2 and flopping away this young season, ranking as the worst of California's four NBA squads.
Wennington arrested for throwing pumpkin pie in trick-or-treater’s eye
“Everyone knows how hyped up I get for the Bulls, food and especially pumpkin pie,” said Wennington. “I’ll just try to use that expression more metaphorically in the future.”
Bulls, Kings to wear NHL costumes, play hockey game tonight
The Bulls will dress up as the Blackhawks and the Kings will dress up as the Los Angeles Kings, winners of the Stanley Cup. The two basketball teams will then go about and play a hockey game.
The Heckler presents Jock-O-Lanterns
This Halloween, immortalize your favorite (or least favorite) sports personality by carving them into a Jock-O-Lantern!
