Blackhawks crush Heat 124-56 in exhibition basketball game
"It wasn't really that hard," said Marian Hossa, who played power forward and held LeBron James to seven points. "Basketball is a very easy game compared to hockey. While this matchup made no sense, maybe it will cause Stephen A. Smith to shut his mouth."
Despite injury, Rose says he’d beat Jordan one-on-one
With talk about returning to the game as a player and amidst the hoopla of Jordan’s recent 50th birthday, Rose told reporters at the Berto Center that he could “whoop MJ’s hind-end on my good leg ... today!”
Shaq to re-release Kazaam, Shaq Fu and Shaq Diesel alongside ’90s Reeboks
"People are all about retro '90s stuff nowadays," Shaq said in his booming monotone voice. "Back then I was all over the place and people loved everything I did. It's time for a new generation to be introduced to the genius of The Big Diesel."
Derrick Rose: ‘I’m not coming back until I’m 880%’
Rose, who is dominating practices with the team and dunking from the half court line, said there is no specific target date for re-activation, and that he will remain on the injured reserve list for the rest of his natural life if need be, until he reaches the 880 percent mark.
Jordan plans to spend 50th birthday blowing $500,000 at an OTB
"When you reach a milestone like turning 50, you just want to surround yourself with the people you love doing some of your favorite things," said Jordan. "Hanging out at the OTB all day with a bunch of fellow degenerate gamblers just seemed like the right thing to do."
Lakers games to be broadcast on SOAPnet for remainder of 2013 season
"We're overjoyed!" said SOAPnet exec Sally Benson. "These guys are way more melodramatic than our current shows and storylines. Will Kobe [Bryant] and Dwight [Howard] make up? Or will their rivalry tear this team apart? You'll have to tune in to find out!"
Bulls fans and Blackhawks fans rumble over who will finish season with most wins
Bulls fans began touting the recent rise in production of Joakim Noah, Carlos Boozer, and Jimmy Butler, snapping their fingers while moving in synchronous box-step formation.
