Being a fan of Mets, Jets or Nets causes erectile dysfunction, study reveals
"This study comes as a surprise to no one," claimed Regina Benjamin, U.S. Surgeon General. "Mets fans have mostly been unable to achieve an erection since 1986, while many living Jets fans cannot become aroused even mentally."
Animated GIF: Carlos Boozer punched a ref in the junk this weekend
Carlos isn't going down Amnesty Avenue without a fight. Here he is taking his midlife crisis out on poor ref Danny Crawford Saturday in Dallas.
Pistons pawned at American Jewelry & Loan
Detroit Pistons owner Tom Gores announced that he has pawned the team to American Jewelry & Loan, the Detroit pawn shop owned by Les Gold.
Paxson holds press conference to remind fans he’s still with Bulls
"There have been several reports that I’ve gone missing,” the longtime NBA sharpshooter said from the Berto Center. “When the Chicago Police Department did a well-being check on me and after my wife, while grocery shopping, saw my picture on a milk carton, I thought it was about time I say something.”
Derrick Rose will consult psychic on return to court
Amid reports that Bulls management and the Rose camp are at odds about if and when the 2010-2011 league MVP would play for the team in 2013, Rose tweeted that he would “cast fate to the wind and let Miss Cleo handle my business.”
Bulls evicted to Gate 6 Parking Lot until Blackhawks lose
"This Blackhawks run has given them complete control of the United Center, so they can enjoy better ice conditions," said Emanuel. "Plus, we can tow anyone who parks on the court after four inches of snow, set up intersection cameras for revenue and ticket for playing Nate Robinson on defensive sets in the 4th."
LeBron finally earns college degree
Fulfilling a promise he made to his mother while a senior at St. Vincent-St. Mary High School in Akron, Ohio, NBA all-star LeBron James has earned a college degree.
