Monday, March 10, 2025

Derrick Rose petitions NBA for use of Segway

“What’s best for the league and the Chicago Bulls is for me to be healthy and the best way for me to be healthy is to use a Segway,” Rose said.

Next free agent that signs with Lakers will be given cameo in Sharknado sequel

Team owner Jim Buss has promised that the next free agent who agrees to terms with the Lakers will be guaranteed a spot in the upcoming movie "Sharknado 2, Malibu Madness."

Lakers fans offered chance to exchange Dwight Howard jerseys for Aaron Hernandez ones

Lakers fans feel Hernandez disgraced the Patriots by murdering someone less than Howard did by leaving their team via free agency.

Hawks fan secretly hoping for Game 6 loss to get to boo Bettman in...

"I just really hate that guy," said Blackhawks fan Steve Marini. "And I've never gotten a chance to shout terrible things at Bettman in person. Just on TV. I think it would be fun and worth a Game 6 loss."

Poll shows 98% of fans don’t know one player entered in NBA draft

“I consider myself a very knowledgeable NBA fan,” Dave Richards of Boston said. “I think the only college guy I’ve heard of is the one from Kentucky, Noodles Nerdles, or something like that.”

Refs accept blame for Spurs missing key free throws

In a historic first, the NBA accepted full responsibility for blowing Tuesday night's Game 6 Final between the Spurs and Heat when officials caused San Antonio to miss several key free throws down the stretch.

SportsCenter anchors use voodoo to help Heat win last two games

With the Heat one loss away from losing the NBA Finals to the Spurs, the anchors on SportsCenter won't have any of that. They are going to extreme lengths to help the Heat repeat as champions, including voodoo.