Bulls fan learns season is still going on after hearing of Deng trade
"I didn't know the Bulls kept playing after they lost Rose for the year," said Michael Denberski of Oak Park. "I just assumed they packed it up back then."
Ben Bernanke, Alan Greenspan among those unable to make sense of Deng trade details
"In my time as chairman of the Federal Reserve, I oversaw quantitative easing and many other extremely complex international economic policies and practices," said Bernanke. "The NBA's collective bargaining agreement makes smoke come out of my ears."
Noah booted from high school post game locker room
Noah was physically escorted out by New Trier’s six-foot-two center, who mistakenly thought the NBA all-star was the Glenbrook pivot man who burned him for 38 points and 19 rebounds in just 27 minutes of play.
12 Digital Holiday Cards From Chicago Sports Fans
It's that time of year again, and if you're a Chicago sports fan looking to celebrate the season, these cards might be for you.
Man who mocked Derrick Rose tears meniscus at family Turkey Bowl
In a bizarre coincidence, 28-year-old Steve Kowalski of Chicago tore his medial meniscus at the "14th Annual Kowalski Turkey Bowl" early Thursday morning. It was the exact injury Derrick Rose suffered last Friday.
D-Rose excited to learn next knee surgery will be free
“It sucks a lot and it hurts like hell, but Dr. Cole just punched my frequent customer card and my next surgery is on the house,” Rose said. “Also, he gives me candy to make me feel better.”
Rose out with fan-diagnosed career-threatening hamstring tweak
"I don't care that the team said his departure from the game was precautionary and that Rose himself said he's not going to miss any time from it," said Stanley Chell, a self-described "die-hard Bulls fan" from Naperville. "I'm sure he's done for the season. He'll probably never play again."
