Paul George plays entire game without impregnating stripper or taking pics of his junk
Pacers guard/forward Paul George managed to play a complete game Monday night against the Bulls without taking a single photo of his genitals or impregnating a stripper. Both exercises in self control represent a season-high for the young star.
Phil Jackson vows to not run a team as horribly as Michael Jordan
"Michael Jordan is unquestionably the greatest basketball player ever, and I taught him a lot to help him grow into a champion," Jackson shared. "But don't you dare think for one minute I had any influence on the way that guy ruins, I mean, runs a basketball team."
LeBron’s broken nose has double-double in return to court
LeBron James’ broken nose had a double-double with 13 points and 10 assists in its return to the court in the Heat’s 123-98 win against the Knicks in Miami. LeBron’s nose was broken in a game against the Thunder last week.
Report: Seattle Seahawks to be relocated to Oklahoma City by David Stern
Stern closed his remarks by stating, "No matter what happens, let's just say that the fair city of Seattle might want to think twice before they issue me a parking ticket in 2005 again."
23 Things Only Chicago Sports Fans Of The ’90s Can Relate To
If you were a sports fan living in Chicago during the 90's, you probably experienced most of this list at some point.
North Korea to execute Rodman
According to sources, Kim told his staff to execute Rodman, known as “The Worm,” because he has concluded the NBA star is “too weird, even by our standards. The guy is seriously messed up.”
Bulls continue fire sale with Marquis Teague for ham sandwich trade
"The deal almost hit a snag this afternoon when it was reported that they were going to add plain yellow mustard," said Bulls GM Gar Forman. "I wouldn't accept anything less than stone ground or dijon."
