Diary reveals that Jimmy Hoffa was Frosty Malt vendor at Wrigley Field
Scoffing at reports he is buried in one of several locations throughout the country, including the end zone of now-demolished Giants Stadium in New Jersey, Hoffa wrote he made his way to Chicago finding a job as a vendor at Wrigley Field.
St. Louis police report horse’s head found in Marmol’s bed
The St. Louis police department’s blotter overflowed with news about the head of a horse that was found in the bed of Cubs closer Carlos Marmol at a downtown hotel.
Cubs unveil new tank top uniforms to combat day-game fatigue
"I'm almost positive we'll draw more females to the games because of all the biceps being revealed on the field," said Ricketts. "We'll also be raking in merchandise money from all the fans who want to stay current by purchasing the new uniforms."
Mets expand 6-man pitching rotation to a 90-man rotation
"I want Harvey and Wheeler to gain major league experience without being injured while we remain noncompetitive," Collins said. "Their respective starts will be on this upcoming Tuesday and Wednesday and again in late September."
Cubs Week In Review: Feldmania yes, Marmolmania not so much
The week started with the Humongous Maroon collection of Gears & Widgets extending their winning streak at Wrigley Field to about 300 games.
White Sox and Toronto cancelled due to Stanley Cup Game 1
“And since those yahoos at Yahoo Sports are all picking Boston to win the Cup, the Sox have to be at the UC to bring good karma and show our support in full force.”
Cubs pretend to care about Stewart’s Twitter rant just so they can stop paying...
"We've been paying Ian $2 million this year to do absolutely nothing," said GM Jed Hoyer. "I really don't care what he wants to write on Twitter, but if it gives us an excuse to stop paying him, than god bless that loveable little moron."
