Cubs fans already clamoring for less talented, but hard-nosed mascot understudy Vinny to replace...
Soon after the Cubs announced the creation of a new mascot named Clark, fans of the team were begging the organization to replace him with the mascots understudy, Vinny.
Alex Rodriguez to spend 2014 season dressed as Clark the Cub
"It keeps me in the game and I can keep my steroids inside my costume," said Rodriguez. "I mean, the little kids will be happy."
Cubs’ new mascot sure to be offseason’s biggest move
"What, you think we're going to get Tanaka or something?" said team president Theo Epstein. "Nope. Just this ridiculous mascot."
Idea suggested on Facebook by Julia Mareske
Cubs sued for false advertising after new mascot appears sober, hopeful
Just minutes after the Cubs introduced to the public their new mascot, Clark, a group of fans began working to file a class-action lawsuit alleging the team is using "false and predatory marketing tactics" to lure young fans to the team.
Hall of Fame voters ‘can’t freaking wait’ for A-Rod to retire
"This is awesome!" exclaimed a baseball writer from New York. "I cannot freaking wait until I get the chance to make a statement and not vote for A-Rod. Sure, it will be muddled by all the other statements I'm making about players and the steroid era in general, but whatever."
23 Things Only Chicago Sports Fans Of The ’90s Can Relate To
If you were a sports fan living in Chicago during the 90's, you probably experienced most of this list at some point.
Frank Thomas announces he’ll go into Hall of Fame as a Blue Jay
"Sure, the White Sox were great," said Thomas just a day after getting elected to the Hall, "but the Blue Jays were the best 171 games of my life."
