Monday, March 17, 2025

White Sox clarify that 6-year $100 million offer is not for Tanaka but Dunn...

Dunn is expected to reject the offer and go about his season in usual fashion: "I plan to slim down and look in shape to start the season," said Dunn. "Then I'll hit .130, overshadowing Gordan Beckham and his .155 average. If I have time I'll strike out 354 times and go 0-for-50 at some point."

Ronnie Woo-Woo questioned after Clark the Cub found murdered at Cubs Con

Police were called to the Sheraton Chicago Hotel & Towers early Saturday morning when fans stumbling back to their rooms at 2 a.m. found the dead body of new Cubs mascot, Clark the Cub, on lower N. Water Street.

Cubs Convention apparently happening this weekend

Baseball fans with absolutely nothing better to do this weekend are encouraged to head on down to the 2014 Cubs Convention, which is apparently starts Friday.

Aaron Hernandez, Alex Rodriguez to star in Netflix’s ‘Trading Places’

Two of the most maligned figures in sports are linking up, but it probably won't get them anywhere.

MLB finally realizes dream of 10-hour games with new instant replay rules

"Each manager will be given two challenges per game," said commissioner Bud Selig. "Fans will be given pillows and a change of clothes, while TV networks will be required to block out 14 hours in the event both teams challenge their maximum of two plays."

Cubs quietly waive Castro, Samardzija, and Rizzo amid ferver surrounding new mascot

"First of all, I hate to see us breaking with tradition to bring a mascot in," said Chicago fan Tom Simmons, who owns and often proudly wears a Castro jersey. "And on top of that, Clark is just so creepy looking, I think it really was a poor choice."

Cubs mascot launch an unparallelled success at taking attention away from another failed offseason

"We were confident in our strategy," Rickets said, "but our initial experience proves that Clark is the single greatest revelation since Moneyball."