Join The Heckler for the Cubs Ring Ceremony Wednesday at Wrigley
The Heckler is hosting another great group outing at Wrigley this Wednesday night for the ring ceremony game against the Dodgers. Only a handful of spots remain so sign up here today: http://tinyurl.com/HecklerRingCeremony
Lifelong Cubs fan waits two innings into season opener to complain about team
The Cubs were less than two innings into the defense of their world championship when one lifelong fan unleashed his first complaint about the team.
Wrigleyville to deport White Sox fans
A mass deportation of White Sox fans from Wrigleyville is set to begin after Cubs owner Tom Ricketts signed an executive order to send them back to the South Side of Chicago.
MLB to full-on adopt rec league softball rules now
"When we started looking at the type of game we'd like to become, it really seemed a lot like rec league softball," said Commissioner Rob Manfred, "so we are just going to adopt all our rules from there."
Fake news websites continue to insist Cubs won the World Series
First it was the presidential election. Then it was the threat of a global market meltdown. Now it's something much more serious. Fake news websites around the world have been claiming for weeks the Chicago Cubs won the 2016 World Series.
Cubs reward 108 years of fan patience with ‘small’ 20% ticket price increase
"We actually considered a larger increase," said President of Business Operations Crane Kenney, "but we wanted to reward the fans for their patience with a small increase of just under 20 percent. It's the right way to do things."
Dizzy bat race to determine World Series home field advantage
“I can’t wait to see Bartolo Colon anchor the N.L. squad,” said Tony Clark, head of the MLB Players Association. “He’s going to beat the pants off of Wally the Green Monster!”
