Detroit prepares for riots as Tigers acquire Neifi Perez
With their team's lead in the AL Central dwindling daily, Detroit Tigers fans will probably not react well to the acquisition of Neifi Perez, say city officials.
Sox barely split home series against Royals
After getting shellacked 10-4 in Wednesday night's game for their second straight loss, the Chicago White Sox had to be thinking, "Just who the hell are these Royals players and where have they been all season?"
ConAgra to acquire Cubs’ farm system
Conceding that their farm system is incapable of producing anything of value in baseball terms, the Cubs have sold the entire system to ConAgra, the North American behemoth food production company, who will turn the operation into a working farm.
Cubs Sweep Astros
Fifteen hours before his start Wednesday, Cubs pitcher Ryan O'Malley couldn't get Triple-A hitters out. He brought his 7-7 record to the big leagues, where he managed to pitch eight scoreless innings in a 1-0 victory over the Houston Astros, completing a three-game sweep for the North Siders.
Sox crown Royals
Coming off their sweep of the suddenly mortal Detroit Tigers, the Chicago White Sox are looking to close the chasm between themselves and the division leaders this week with a peaceful, easy series at home against the lowly Kansas City Royals.
Lowly Royals and Teahen again burn White Sox
Somewhere in the bowels of U.S. Cellular Field, Sox pitcher Javier Vazquez is pacing the floor, pausing only occasionally to thrust a clenched fist into the sky and yell, "Teahen!"
