Thursday, November 28, 2024

Kimbrel and Contreras shrewdly hit IL now to rest up for stretch run

Two of the Cubs' most vital pieces are wisely on the injured list at just the right time.

MLB allows fans to bring guns to shoot down foul balls

Fans can breathe a sigh of relief knowing that baseball games are about to become much safer, after the MLB announced that they will allow fans to bring in guns to shoot down potentially dangerous projectile foul balls.

White Sox acquire another massive parking lot at trade deadline

As the entire league is abuzz with trade deadline deals the White Sox were not to be left out. The team made a deal of its own, acquiring a huge parking lot near Guaranteed Rate Field.

Cubs acquire Mike Trout for entirety of Wrigley Field and a player to be...

The Cubs have done the unthinkable and acquired the best player in baseball but at a steep cost: Wrigley Field.

Exhausted Theo spends entire trade deadline acquiring actual arms

"Everyone keeps saying 'Go out and get arms' so that's what I did," said Epstein. "I screwed up though."

Cubs petition MLB to remove 8th inning from their games

After another blown lead in the eighth inning, leading to a heartbreaking loss to the Brewers in the 10th Saturday night, the Cubs have petitioned Major League Baseball to remove the eighth inning from Major League baseball games.