Thursday, November 28, 2024

Cubs finally go ahead and put Eddie Vedder on the god-damn roster

After decades of lobbying, the Cubs finally gave in and allowed Eddie Vedder a spot on their roster this week.

Cash-strapped Cubs forced to cancel team’s Netflix account

After finally opening up their wallets to make a big offseason splash in the signing of Steven Souza, the now-cash-strapped Cubs have been forced to cancel their team’s Netflix account in order to make ends meet.

Astros’ cheating punishment concludes with rumored hiring of Dusty Baker as manager

"Today our punishment has been levied and we're, um, excited to name Dusty as our next manager," said owner Jim Crane, according to sources. "I guess this is where I'm supposed to say we look forward to having him lead our organization for the next 18 to 24 months."

Recently fired Carlos Beltran last seen running from crime scene in NY

After the events that have taken place in the Astros and Red Sox organizations, former big league outfielder, and former Mets manager Carlos Beltran was seen running this morning in full uniform from a crime scene in New York City.

Heckler Video: Jon Lieber talks about signing a fan’s Old Style 12-pack

In this special edition of Fans in Cool Places (talking about) Drinking Beer, The Heckler's Ethan Blumenthal talked with former Cubs ace Jon Lieber about playing as himself in video games, his 2001 20-win All Star season and signing a fan's Old Style 12-pack at the 2020 Chicago Cubs Convention.

MLB Commissioner: ‘Cheating is not allowed in our sport unless it results in more...

Two days after laying the smackdown on the Astros, MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred made it clear that cheating will not be tolerated in baseball, with one caveat.

2016 Cubs officially the only team not to cheat to win a World Series...

With the shocking news that the 2018 Boston Red Sox were just another championship team from New England that probably cheated, it can now be reported that the only team to win a World Series honestly the past decade is none other than the 2016 Chicago Cubs.