Cubs fan awakes from 2003 coma; excited about rotation featuring D-Train, Kid K and...
Shortly after the Cubs' 2003 collapse, Lakeview native and lifelong Cubs fan Brian Voils drank himself into a deep coma. For nine years he slumbered, until he woke up yesterday to see an amazing headline: Cubs sign Dontrelle Willis.
Bears ink new coach Smovie Lith to 17-year contract
"I like to break up the season into 64ths. I will hold a press conference at the end of each quarter of each game and assess the team. I imagine after 1/64th of the 2013 season, we will be in great shape and on our way to the Super Bowl."
Cubs issue commemorative ‘Year in Review’ empty box filled with great moments from 2012
"We wanted to catch all the special moments of this season, and put them in one commemorative gift," said Cubs executive Crane Kenney. "So, we're giving our season ticket holders this empty box."
It turns out Mayans only predicted end of Chicago sports in 2012
Most people disagree on the cause of this change to mediocrity in Chicago sports. Some are blaming the Mayan calendar, while many cite Lovie Smith for the lack of success around Chicago.
Cubs to stuff everybody’s stocking with a Major League pitcher this Christmas
“These gifts have value that will ideally grow over time,” said Hoyer. “Think of them as a savings bond that you can flip later for the next iPad.”
With Pierzynski gone, Chicago athletes battle to take over as city’s biggest jerk
Former White Sox catcher A.J. Pierzynski left town this week for Texas, leaving Chicagoans everywhere in search of the newest athlete to hate.
All Cubs fan wants for Christmas is for the Cubs.com merchandise emails to stop...
"I get it -- jackets and hats are 25% off!" he said, exasperated. "Do I really need five emails a day reminding me that I can get all my holiday shopping done at once right there at Cubs.com?"
