Cubs announce first annual seagull shoot
To participate in the contest, which will take place during a yet-to-be named game this summer, fans will pay $20 per entry for a chance at the shoot. For their effort, the winner receives a bounty for each seagull of one free upper deck reserved seat for a weekday game in September, and a bison dog.
7 retired players currently better fantasy options at 3B than Luis Valbuena
"Some of the guys I'd rather have on my roster than Valbuena are actually dead and they'll still do less damage to a fantasy roster than Valbuena.," said one fantasy expert. "He's just that bad."
Dozens of Sox fans gather around Chicago sinkhole after confusing it for US Cellular...
"Aw hell no, I didn't even know the Sox were playin' tonight," said one fan who only went by the name Billy Bob. "The Cell looks a little different than I remember, but it's been a few years since I've been here so who knows."
Breathalyzer reveals Gallardo blew his ERA
“I couldn’t believe it when the officer told me I blew a 6.61,” Gallardo told reporters before his first game back after his arrest on suspicion of driving under the influence. “Go figure. If I knew I was going to blow that, I’d have played those numbers straight in the Pick Three lottery.”
Tensions between Harrelson and Stone boil over into ‘slap fight’
"Stone Pony packs a pretty good punch, but the best overhand right I've ever been hit with was Yaz," said Harrelson.
Wrigley Field restrooms now ‘pay as you go’
“Limited on what we can do to generate income, charging to use the troughs and the toilet only made sense. This is in the best interests of the fans,” Ricketts explained. “Like everyone else at Wrigley, I will be paying to use the facilities.”
Chicago Cubs Week In Review | April 15, 2013
The Cubbies showed some COMMITMENT vs. the World Champion Giants despite losing 3 of 4 games over the weekend.
