Adam Shefter declares in an all-access exclusive that Peyton Manning will be playing against...
“I am told by numerous inside sources that this weekend, Peyton Manning will in fact be playing against his former team, the Indianapolis Colts.”
ESPN’s David Pollack wants Condoleezza Rice replaced with Ron Burgundy on playoff selection committee
“Ron Burgundy is on record as being a man who invented the wheel and who loves drinking scotch," said Pollack. "Also, he has bits of real-life panther mixed into his cologne. I can’t think of anyone more qualified to determine if Alabama should get the #1 seed in a college football playoff than that man.”
Back to the Future’s Doc Brown in mix for Cubs gig
Brown then pulled out a picture, pointed at the fading visage of Jed Hoyer and ran into a strange old barn that has recently appeared on Waveland Avenue.
Dilfer rips Cutler for taking big hit on key third-down run
"If Jay Cutler wants to be the franchise quarterback he's paid to be, there's no reason for him to take that hit," said Dilfer. "You're not going to see Aaron Rodgers, Drew Brees or Peyton Manning take a hit like that and Jay shouldn't either."
‘Vacationing’ Pat Hughes spotted boarding plane to Paris in top hat and fake mustache
“The guy is hilariously recognizable, even with the mustache, top hat, cigar and cane,” said Callie Samuels, the fan who spotted the Cubs radio announcer headed towards an Air France plane.
ESPN awarded ESPY for ‘Most Awesome, Unbiased Sportscasting’
"I'd just like to say thank you to all of the fans of ESPN out there who keep watching us week in and week out to hear the exact same catchphrases, jokes, and my stupid nicknames!" said Chris Berman.
2014 MLB All-Star Game to feature ‘Groundout-To-First-Derby’
League officials were said to be initially skeptical of the new competition, but they were convinced after watching hours of taped "highlights" of recent Cubs, Astros and Mariners games.
