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“I made some joke that the best Bob could ever hope for is to be rhythm guitarist in a Doobie Brothers cover band,” said Kasper. “And now he says we’re on hiatus and is spending entire games in the booth writing his 'The Wall.'”

@MattForte22: There's only so many times a man can be disrespected! First by #Bears and now by #Madden13. GOOD GUYS do finish last....even in video games.

Many people new to ESPN's SportsCenter will be amazed to know they actually used to show in-game action. However; in recent years, things have changed entirely to bleeding heart stories, Brett Favre's wang and commercially-sponsored idiotic questions. Naturally, ESPN has decided to change the name of SportsCenter to "Vapid Analysis from Ex-Players Center."

Stephen A. Smith sure can chirp with the best of them, but now the energetic, passionate analyst wants to be a little more involved during these playoffs. After watching NBA officials Danny Crawford, Derrick Collins and Ed Malloy dish out technical fouls as if they were granted a raise for each, "Stephen A." wants a piece of the pie.

The season's in the tank and it's only May. So why are you still watching the Cubs on TV?

“I saw Starlin Castro knock in a pair with a hit to center field in the eighth inning,” said Chuck Mortillo of Evanston. “I jumped for joy. Turns out it was a replay of Castro’s fourth inning hit. I guess it’s on me for not paying close enough attention.”

ESPN officials were rightfully concerned earlier this week when color analyst and former Major Leaguer Aaron Boone failed to report to the broadcast booth where he was scheduled to call a game between the Texas Rangers and Toronto Blue Jays. After repeated unsuccessful attempts to contact Boone by phone, authorities went to his hotel, where he was found curled in a fetal position in the bathtub inside his suite.