Sports Media

Because of the stark contrast between two sports figures named Randy Moss, we here at The Heckler thought it would be fun to do a Tale of the Tape to determine just who the greatest Randy Moss is - the reporter or the cocky NFL receiver.

“Do you, um … like hockey?” one reporter asked a confused Patrick Kane. Several minutes of awkward silence followed, until somebody finally asked Kane if he remembered the streak.

“Unfortunately WGN no longer is a superstation and can’t pay us top dollar to broadcast Cubs games,” said Cubs President of Baseball Operations Crane Kenney. “So we’re going to look into partnering with a bunch of stations scattered all over the TV dial, or maybe we’ll create the Cubs Cable Network, make it available in only a few hundred thousand homes and bury it in between Animal Planet 2 and C-SPAN Romania.”

On a Facebook account linked to Diana Olczyk, this post was discovered during the second period of Saturday's Philadelphia-Pittsburgh game: "One thing Eddie didn't miss from the lockout was hearing that someone 'shuffleboarded' a puck out of the zone. Who does that anyway?"

ESPN columnist and TV personality Skip Bayless made history today when he asserted that the Indianapolis Colts regret drafting Andrew Luck. This random and completely unfounded observation marks the 1,000,000,000th time in Bayless' career that he was blatantly wrong.

Play along as the Bears take on the Cards in what is sure to be called a "must-win game" a dozen times before the half.

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg today announced a ban on all status updates about users' fantasy football teams, citing millions of annoyed subscribers.