Wednesday, December 18, 2024

Loco Rob Column: Here’s a digit for this park’s name

The name of the Mets spring training ballpark in Port St. Lucie is Digital Domain Park. You probably can’t believe it. Yes, without a doubt, it is the stupidest name in the history of anything that ever had a name. The only aspect of the name that makes sense is the part that ends in Park. Actually, the Mets should do the honorable thing and give two-thirds the money back to Digital Domain and just call the place “Park.”

Peggy from Discover Card to advise Kane how to score more goals

Although Peggy has no hockey experience other than the advice Kane gives him in their TV ad, coach Joel Quenneville said something needed to be done.

Maryland football parts ways with Under Armour after disastrous 2011 season

The writing was on the wall that the 2011 college football season would be full of catastrophes the minute the Terrapins walked out onto the field to play Miami back in September in uniforms that could be best described as shockingly hideous.

NCAA chief Emmert praises agency’s new policies

In his annual state of the NCAA address to unviersity presidents and administrators, NCAA president Mark Emmert lauded his organization's effort to enact tough legislation to dramatically improve the collegiate sports landscape. "I am very...

After inking deal with Quaker Oats, Chicago Fire promise to ‘stay consistent’ this season

"We are proud to bring Quaker Oats onto the field with us this season," said Coach Frank Klopas. "Their oatmeal makes sure we don't bring any more crap onto the field than we have to."

Reliever Jon Rauch to serve as stilt man at Citi Field

"Yeah, Rauch is a pretty good relief pitcher, but I'm confident he will be more effective as a circus sideshow for fans," GM Sandy Alderson said at a press conference.

2012 White Sox replace ‘All In’ slogan with ‘Folding is sometimes a respectable play’

Following the White Sox' poor campaign on the field last season, capped with the departure of manager Ozzie Guillen, the team is tweaking its promotional theme for 2012.