Guillen leaves MLB to manage Miami Marlins
Sox manager and profanity machine Ozzie Guillen announced Monday night that he would be leaving the team to accept a similar position with the minor-league Miami Marlins.
Kenny Williams tries to sneak Dunn contract in Ozzie’s pocket during good-bye hug
"What the [expletive deleted] is this?" shouted Guillen. "You try to hang me with this [expletive deleted] contract? It's the reason I'm out of a job right now you son of a bitch."
Coors Field to be renamed after a beer that doesn’t suck
"We'd like to thank Coors for their continued support of the Colorado Rockies, but with all due respect, we'd like our stadium to be sponsored by a local beer that doesn't taste like moldy rainwater," said Monfort. "Unfortunately the only local brewery with a sponsorship budget is Coors so we're going to have to get creative if we want our park named after a beer that doesn't suck."
Unfortunate typo in fans’ ‘Resign Reyes’ signs cause Mets shortstop to quit
“Every night, I see hundreds of ‘Resign Jose Reyes’ signs, ‘Please Resign Jose,'” said a distraught Reyes. “I play this game with pride, and if the fans don’t want me, I don’t want to stay here and make them angry.”
New York sports stars catch the acting bug with boatload of ‘Entourage’ cameos
Will Amar’e Stoudemire make the jump from worst supporting knees to best supporting actor? Do A-Rod and Tex have what it takes to crack the Hollywood elite? Can Michael Strahan sink a jump shot? Judging from this week’s episode of “Entourage,” the answer to these questions seems to be a resounding, “Yes.”
A look back at the Jim Hendry era from The Heckler
We laughed. We cried. And now that the Jim Hendry era has come to an end in Chicago, here's a quick look at some of the hits and mostly misses from recent years.
Goodell fines players $1 billion for showing up late to training camp
"This is a no-nonsense league," said Goodell who fined each of the league's nearly 1,700 players roughly $588,000 a piece. "And we can't have our players taking their commitment to training camp lightly so we have to punish them where it hurts."
