Horse racing hit with first-ever scandal
Horse racing — known for being the world’s most pristine sport — was rocked Wednesday by the revelation that 2018 Triple Crown-winner Justify failed a drug test prior to the Kentucky Derby.
Sobbing Cubs fan asks when he can start writing checks to Sinclair
The Cubs made the 2020 launch of their new Marquee Sports Network official today and many fans are outraged about the partnership with Sinclair Broadcasting, which is infamous for -- among other things -- forcing...
Nick Saban adds Thanos to Alabama coaching staff
The rich are getting richer. Fresh off of a conference title and a No. 1 ranking leading up to the college football playoff, Alabama is adding another strong, and somewhat controversial figure to their coaching staff.
Local fantasy player attempts to start Eddie Jackson at flex
This upcoming week, local Bears fan Brian Morgan, owner of team "Kissin Cousins Titties" is attempting to start Eddie Jackson at the flex position on his fantasy team.
Sister Jean breaks up with Drake, now dating DiCaprio
Sister Jean decided she had had enough of Drake and and she was onto bigger and better things.
Cusack, Belushi celebrate lifelong, die-hard Loyola fan status
“Whoo-hoo! Did you SEE that win? The Ramblers are my team!” exclaimed Belushi by Skype, sporting his new, fresh-from-the-bookstore-via-FedEx Loyola t-shirt and brightly colored scarf. “And they always have been, in my sweet home Chicago.”
John Fox prepares for new ESPN job by dodging his own questions
“I started preparing by interviewing myself in the mirror. It’s interesting how my answers are thorough with surprisingly little substance. This job may be harder than it seems.”
