Heckler Stats: Professional Crying Leaders
The Miami Heat and Danica Patrick currently register the most tears/second among sports personalities.
Jalen Rose finally learns what an ‘Uncle Tom’ actually is
Jalen Rose created a stir last month when he referred to black Duke players as "Uncle Toms" during a documentary about his Michigan "Fab Five" team from the early 1990s. Today he's issuing an apology for his comment after finally being told what an Uncle Tom actually is.
Heckler Stats: Top Groupies Consummated w/ Seasons
Not surprisingly, Wilt Chamberlain tops the list of sports personalities who have had the most success with groupies.
Judd Sirott’s application for additional inning of play-by-play duty rejected
Judd Sirott’s career fast track hit a bump in the road recently when the nonstop talker’s application for an additional inning of Cubs play-by-play was rejected because, in the hiring manager’s opinion, Sirott must be “raving mad.”
BYU Cougars change mascot to Jimmers honoring star senior Fredette
Jimmer Fredette’s legacy will live on forever at BYU, as university alumni have announced the team mascot will be changed from the Cougars to the Jimmers in honor of the senior’s outstanding achievements and basketball career.
After ‘Fritos’ fail to advance, fan regrets filling out NCAA bracket while stoned
Ruining an otherwise strong NCAA bracket was Mark Higgins' improbable choice of “Fritos” to defeat Syracuse and North Carolina on its march to the Sweet Sixteen.
Goodell regrets not offering players two yachts apiece instead of just one
In the wake of a breakdown in the NFL labor talks, league commissioner Roger Goodell admits he and the owners could have done more to keep the players at the bargaining table.
