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NASCAR made an announcement this morning that it no longer had "no choice" in how the drivers dealt with their off-track feuds. Instead, officials announced they would provide an instrument for channeling their negative energy by having the most recent feuding drivers participate in the next UFC 131 pay-per-view event.

After being mislead by teammates who don't want him around for the rest of the playoffs, Miami Heat forward Chris Bosh expressed his excitement at continuing his team's postseason run, and told media sources he was healthy and ready to play Game 1 of the Eastern Conference finals Sunday night in Atlanta.

Heat forward Chris Bosh is working on outperforming his famously terrible flop from this winter when Miami last played the Bulls. He's not exactly sure how he'll do it yet.

The Chicago sports world was rocked to its foundation Wednesday when uber-popular smut-raking blog Deadspin broke shocking news about Blackhawks star Patrick Kane, including that the young millionaire flies a discount airline.

In a rare move of solidarity, the four major sports leagues have banded together to pass a national mandate requiring all professional athletes to have their mouths sewn shut at the signing of their first contract.

Jay Cutler proposed to his reality TV girlfriend Kristin Cavallari over the weekend and the Bears' star QB is already listed as questionable for the wedding ceremony due to an apparent knee injury.

Twenty-nine-year-old Chicagoan Pat Snyder claims to undyingly love the Cubs even though he does nothing but complain about them on his blog DiggingtheIvy.com.