Wednesday, December 18, 2024

Marquee Network releases underwhelming programming lineup to replace actual games

In lieu of MLB suspending play until further notice, management at the new Cubs Marquee Network have come up with a juicy alternative to replace Cubs games.

Iona already on probation through 2030 after hiring Rick Pitino

Iona College made a deal with the devil this weekend, hiring Rick Pitino as its new head men’s basketball coach. As a result, the school had been put on probation by the NCAA through 2030.

CBS, TNT, TBS, TruTV to air 136 hours of ‘One Shining Moment’

The networks scheduled to air the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament--CBS, TBS, TNT and TruTV--enacted their contingency plan this week to ensure their advertisers remain happy in lieu of the tournament being canceled.

Bill Self upset he won’t be able to slip $100 bills to recruits at...

Kansas men’s basketball coach Bill Self expressed his disappointment that the NCAA tournament has been canceled due to the coronavirus.

NBA asks players to scale back on groupie sex amid coronavirus fears

NBA Commissioner Adam Silver today released a statement pleading with players to “completely eliminate or at least scale back a tad” on sexual encounters with groupies to reduce their likelihood of contracting coronavirus.

Marquee Network signs ‘enormous’ deal with gas pump TV programmer

"We are beyond excited to announce this move," said an excited Crane Kenney, the Cubs president of business operations. "This now brings us up to 5,000 households, 2,500 gas pumps, 1,500 Chuck E. Cheese urinals, and 15 high school TV stations."

ESPN broadcasts 1 millionth Tom Brady speculation segment

Where will Tom Brady play in 2020 and does anyone outside New England really care about the soon-to-be 43-year-old with a shot arm? Outside of ESPN, not really. But boy do the hosts of First Take, Get Up, SportsCenter and even NBA: The Jump sure do!